A Big Hunk O' Love
Appearing at the Institute Nightery tonight, and every night starting with M, T, W or S, Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Kooky Winters!!!!
I happened across Mr. Winters 10 years ago at my favorite gin joint in Pahrump Nevada. On a side note, may I take a moment to highly recommend Pahrump as your next vacation destination. “The Heart of the New Old West” is not only the former home of Michael Jackson but the current home of historic Chicken Ranch, a brothel surpassed only by those in the Mound House region. Not that I would know anything about that!
Luckily Kooky was down on his luck, and for the price of a Whisky Sour and a pack of Kools I was able to secure him on an exclusive 20 year contract with the Institute.
I do hope he plays Queenie Wahine’s Papaya tonight, his rendition is impeccable.
May your fancies be tickled and your livers be pickled!
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December 17, 2009 at 6:28 pm
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