Institute of Animal Haberdashery and General Fanciness Headquarters

Institute of Animal Haberdashery and General Fanciness Headquarters

Welcome to Institute Headquarters! Currently floating in an undisclosed location near you! Why the secrecy? Well to keep the rif raf out of course! And also because we have no thingamajig for determining such information.

You see, although the Institute may appear to be firmly planted on an island, it is all an illusion. Beneath those rolling grassy hills is actually a giant motor which when revved up will power our headquarters anywhere there is water. This allows us to tend to fashion emergencies from Greenland to Antarctica and everywhere in between (I prefer the in-between, I can’t stand a frosty probiscus!).

And that’s not all! Along with a motor those hills contain all of the Institute’s laboratories and testing centres… be sure to come back soon for a tour!