Don't distress, it has taken years to perfect this look.

Don't distress, it has taken years to perfect this look.

Greetings! I am Polonius H. Probiscus the Seventeenth, Presiding Head of the Board of the Directors of the Institute of Animal Haberdashery and General Fanciness. I know, it is a big mouthful. That’s what she said.

I digress. Welcome to the inaugural post of the all new Fancy Schmancy Blog of the IOAHAGF, or as we closest to it say: I-Owe-A-Hag-FFFFFF. For those of you unfamiliar with our institute I welcome you, and question where the hell you have been.

It is difficult, when running such a grandiose institute as this one, to know what to show the un-indoctrinated masses first. But let us not dwindle on meandering introductions, let’s take a tour through the hallowed halls of the institute.